In 19th century slang, describing something as COLD MUFFIN meant that it was mediocre, or practically worthless.

Are you beach body ready. Is your meat-wrapped skeleton prepared. Are your flesh-covered bones visually correct for coastal deployment.

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@tkinias Yes, I think you're absolutely right!